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Illustration of Rolo, a black and tan Cavalier, sitting on the sofa beside an empty cushion marked reserved

Rolo the Cavalier · Supreme uncle

Uncle Rolo has views.

A black and tan Cavalier King Charles Spaniel with firm opinions on cushions, and a nephew who has never once been told no.

Illustration of Rolo, a black and tan Cavalier with tan points, sitting up straight and looking dignified

Meet the uncle

Rolo has seen everything. He approved about half of it.

Rolo sits up straight, watches the room and knows exactly which cushion is best. When things fall below his standards, he lets everyone know with one long sigh.

He is the family's voice of reason, which is why nobody listens to him.

Read his family tree and diary

Name
Rolo
Breed
Cavalier King Charles Spaniel, black and tan
Role
Uncle, dignified (mostly)
Age
[Rolo's age]
Favourite treat
[Favourite treat]
Birthday
[Birthday]

Meet the nephew

Odie is golden, fluffy and not remotely sorry.

Odie is a golden Cavapoo and Rolo's nephew, which makes Rolo responsible for him. Rolo takes this seriously. Odie does not.

  • Carries squeaky toys up the stairs, then loses them on the landing.
  • Believes the good cushion is his if nobody is watching.
  • Stops, looks at you, then does it again.
Illustration of Odie, a fluffy golden Cavapoo with floppy ears, looking mischievous with a yellow squeaky duck

The house rules

Uncle's Rules

Posted beside the good cushion. The good cushion is Rolo's, not yours.

  1. The good cushion is reserved. Do not sit on it, even if it is warm.
  2. Biscuits are earned, not begged for. Rolo will still beg.
  3. Squeaky toys belong in the basket. Not on the stairs. Not under the sofa.
  4. Nephews are welcome for the afternoon. Not for the night.
  5. Dignity is maintained at all times, including during baths.
  6. A sigh is a complete sentence.

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